All activity must be indoors for the next couple days. It is sweat-down-your-ass-crack hot out there. I decided to cool off by doing some essential shopping prior to this weekend's trip to Market Days on Halstead Street in Chicago this weekend. I'm so excited I went out and bought a 40 dollar t-shirt simply because it screams sex. Part of me balked at that price tag for a t-shirt, but I then asked myself what price would I pay for a t-shirt that was guaranteed to get me laid? I didn't have to imagine a number since my feet had already walked me up to the register. I also picked up a sling bag from Eddie Bauer and a pair of clam digger jeans. The clam diggers -heh- were a little disappointing when I got them home. They are not cut for a woman of my ample thighs and ass and relatively small waistline. That's the last time I try to play beat the clock in a fitting room. I wish I wasn't so quick to take off the tag.

The weather is unfortunate at the moment, but it's going to be cooler in the windy city. I've located what is reportedly the girls' town which is Andersonville located around Clark and Foster. Anyone who knows where to go please send me in the right direction. I'm planning on hitting some clubs with DeeDee and perhaps her friend on Saturday night. Although the main event looks to be the following Friday at Circuit for a ChixMix production. I don't know if I'll make it out, but it's a goal.